LOBSTER CRACKER
Product Description
Crack lobsters, mobsters and sobsters. I have no idea what a sobster is, but I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed. Made of real metal unlike that fake metal, just a quick squeeze of the fingers and lobster meat magically appears! A special cullinary note: If the lobster is cooked it will put up less of a fight when you use the cracker. Price includes shipping and handling.
